The Tale of Satan

Again, your name, by the way. - Complained of Satan.
Lord muttered something.
- Another one scored stones - said Satan - you know, you or the commandments of me, or the carpet. That you came up with all the white carpet lay a.
The Lord looked at him a long hard look.
- I still do not understand that this in Thy name?. - Asked Satan.
- Well, - The Lord sighed, and shrugged his shoulders - they believe that it has a greater effect. It gives them power.
- Whom?.
- Over the creatures of evil, such as.
- Over the creatures whom?. - Satan is astonished.
- Over you. - The Lord pointed.

- It is necessary to me?.
- Over you. They claim that my name makes you squirm, foaming at the mouth.
- And make?. - Asked by Nathaniel.
Lord shrugged.
- What about the foam, then they could not come up with! .
Lord shrugged again.
- That brat, among other things, claims that he did not know. - Said Nathaniel. - So, just in case it sounded.
- It turns out. - Accepted the Lord.
- I want to believe - Satan said with a sigh, - that they did it out of a sense of tact. To me.
- And, it turns out? .
- Do not be obtained, - the Satan - but I still really want to.
They were silent for a bit.

- I, too,. - Said Nathaniel finally.
- What are you, too?. - Did not understand the Lord.
- So many years work with you, but I do not know your name.
- And you and need not, - said the Lord frowned.
- Come on!.
Lord snorted.
- Yes Are you human wriggling for you! .
Lord frowned.

- Well, - he said after a pause - but you yourself asked.
He took a clean sheet from the pile and began to write. Satan has twisted his neck to peek, but the Lord shielded leaf elbow. When finished, he folded the sheet in quarters and put it in front of Nathaniel. He reached for the sheet, but the Lord kept his hand.
- Only the first and last time - he warned - I do it at your request, and the only reason. It was your idea.
- Well, well! . - Hand of divorce, as vyvernesh now!.
- Sorry.
Satan is anxiously grabbed a sheet and cast a cautious glance at the Lord began to read.

He read a long time, and while he read, his face expressed nothing.
When finished, he carefully folded the sheet, put it back on the table and gently pushed one finger to the Lord.
- No wonder - he said flatly - that they are in a stone mffhp.
The Lord sighed,.
- And how you ugorazdilo. ugorazdilo. - Nathaniel said quietly.
- Ilo. - Graduated from the Lord sadly.
- Yes. - Nathaniel said, and bit his lower lip.
The Lord sighed again.
- Well, I was angry. - He said,. - Very angry. And we just started. In general, then it still seemed ridiculous. Hey!.
He frowned with anxiety.
Nathaniel often blinking with one eye and gently tapped his heel on a chair leg.
- So. Hey, are you okay?.
Satan - whose face was pale and slightly changed the color of twitched a couple of areas - hardly nodded and made a muffled squeak.
- You're all blue!. - Afraid of the Lord.
Nathaniel gripped the edge of the table, and, rolling his eyes and began to sway from side to side. His face was really purple.
- And what the hell. You have so little joy in life. - The Lord said with pity. - Go on.
Satan sack fell on the floor, and uttering a fierce high voice, struggled in convulsions.
- God. you. My!. - He cried. - and. as. A. I. Do not take it anymore!. god. you.
The Lord sighed again.
- Do not forget to breathe. - He advised.
Satan went into a fit of laughter bubbling.
- Foam - it is not. - The Lord said thoughtfully. - Can it really do come up with.








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