a. they are strange.
2. Their billions, like colors on your screen.
3. They will analyze the conversations in the layers.
4. You will spend the day collecting furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat shit, just because this shit cool packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You'll leave the last of the theater, because they have to watch all the credits.
8. They can not change a light bulb without a sketch.
9. They izrezhut fuck all your tabletop cutters.
10. Rather, they explore the paisley pattern on your clothes, what would be listening to what you want to say.
11. They will fill your home magazines and all the other crap, where there are pictures.
12. You will never know the original or a copy of.
13. They porezhut your pictures on the collage.
14. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand the letters.
15. They idolize the people that you 've never heard of, and talk about them as if they were friends.
16. They photographed almost daily, and all the pictures with strange angles.
17. They ask your opinion about everything, but do what they want.
18. All align left, right or center, until it is too late that the.
19. They hate Comic Sans with the same passion with which they love Helvetica.
20. They use the iPhone anywhere and anytime, because he can.
21. You can decorate your house without consulting with them.
22. They pussy road signs.
23. Their hands are always in some kind of paint.
24. They buy the unfinished dolls to paint them.
25. Everything is becoming something other than the actual.
26. When you swear, you come up with a bunch of offensive nicknames.
27. They can not pick up clothes without consulting the Pantone card.
28. They hate Excel.
29. They read comics.
30. They want to save the world, but only with a poster.
31. You will spend more than one day brainstorming.
32. Vacation you'll ride in the country, of whose existence you do not know, and where there is no beach.
33. Museums of their second home.
34. They know more positions than there is in the Kama Sutra.
35. They can not go to a restaurant is not decorated criticized shitty menu.
36. They listen to music you 've never heard of.
37. They can not cook normal meals, they.
should always experiment with new ingredients.
38. They read rare books: stories of children, semiotics.
39. When are they going to tell you something, all they see is a Twitter or Facebook.
40. They appeared before the Ipod how do you know about its existence.
41. The most memorable orgasms they experienced when they heard that Adobe bought Macromedia.
42. They loved the most expensive shops in the city.
43. They spend all their money at the Apple Store.
44. You never realize their gifts.
45. They neigh when they see the usual stuff.
46. You'll wake up at night because they will soon surrender the project.
47. They see, CMYK and RGB, as Neo sees the matrix.
48. They dream about the day when nobody will make a single change in their project.
49. They'd rather pay for a font out there than any birthday present.
50. They are always the brakes because they work 24 hours a day.
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